Cowboysare e verkligen KLOKA! LÄS OCH LÄR!
*Don't squat with your spurs on.
*Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
*Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in.
*If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there.
*If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.
*After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him......The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
*Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
*There's two theories to arguin' with a woman. Neither one works.
*If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.
*Never slap a man who's chewin' tobacco.
*It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.
*Always drink upstream from the herd.
*When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter or a person, don't be surprised if they learn their lesson.
*When you're throwin' your weight around, be ready to have it thrown around by somebody else.
*The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.
*Never miss a good chance to shut up.
*Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
*Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in.
*If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there.
*If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.
*After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him......The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
*Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
*There's two theories to arguin' with a woman. Neither one works.
*If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.
*Never slap a man who's chewin' tobacco.
*It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.
*Always drink upstream from the herd.
*When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter or a person, don't be surprised if they learn their lesson.
*When you're throwin' your weight around, be ready to have it thrown around by somebody else.
*The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.
*Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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